Gary “The Gut” Goombah : Week 2
The 2018 Kickoff Weekend was a disaster for Gary. It was so bad that “Brass Knuckles” Larry started lurking wherever Gary hung out all week. I know! Gary had to go grocery shopping. Who was following him? “Brass Knuckles” Larry. Then Gary went to church and who was worshiping three pews behind? None other than “Brass Knuckles” Larry. In fact, it got bad that Gary had to call up his bodyguard “Shotgun Sutton” for protection.
2018 Season Record
- Week 1 : 1-4 (Gary’s only victor was West Virginia with losses by Michigan, FSU, Louisville, and Northern Illinois.)
My advice to Gary would be to not worry so much. Another week is here, and that means another opportunity! Gary took my advice and he’s hittin’ hard on home ‘dogs this Saturday.
Week 2 Selections (All picks are ATS. Spreads are taken from Friday’s Chicago Tribune.)
Kansas St. (+8) over Mississippi St.
Northern Illinois (+10) over Utah
Pitt (+8.5) over Penn St.
Arizona St. (+6) over Michigan St.
Game of the Week: Texas A&M (+12) over Clemson – We’re all pumped for Aggieland on Saturday night. The 12th Man is gonna get crazy! Can QB Kellen Mond lead Jimbo to his first big win in College Station? I don’t know about total victory but a 12 point spread seems doable. PICK: TEXAS A&M